1st Valentine's Dinner / Humble City Cafe (3rd REVIEW)

Humble City Cafe
119 E Main St
Humble TX

We enjoyed our 1st of 3 Valentine dinners on Thursday. We double-dated with our friends D & S. We met up at the Humble City Cafe. We were actually running late due to traffic (that NEVER happens). Our friend S called and bitched at us because she was hungry and we were taking too long. Happy Valentine's Day.

We got there & exchanged Valentine's gifts. We got them each candy. They gave us some pop rocks from Japan that were not even inspected for sale or consumption within the Continental United States. We haven't eaten them yet...but I'm guessing the treats are flaked with pieces of cardboard and/or head lice. We are saving them for a special occasion.

D & I ordered the "All You Can Eat" catfish. The dinner came with coleslaw, fries, fish, hush puppies & apples cooked in RED HOTS. Everything was exceptional.

The Other got a club sandwich with homemade chips. (That's what she gets EVERY time...that crap must be GOOD).

S got a hamburger that was bigger than her head. She stated that it was excellent & she would definitely eat at Humble City Cafe again.

For dessert, we had Skillet Apple Pie. This stuff was perfect. It was served in a cast-iron skillet with a glob of ice cream on top. It was smothered in brandy sauce which sizzled on the metal like fajitas. This dessert was THE BOMB.

We enjoyed the dinner and enjoyed spending time with our friends. Everybody was happy with the experience. We are looking forward to meeting there again soon.

Kudos to our waiter Bruno. He served up exceptional service as usual. His section was busy, yet he worked it & made sure everyone was satisfied.

(My only bad memory of the occasion was the fact that both our friends got up at the same time to enjoy a bowel movement (do ALL married people do that?) and the Other & I were left sitting there staring at each other. AND THEN..they had the nerve to TEXT from the bathroom...Someone needs to Google ETIQUETTE).

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Humble City Cafe gets an EYEBALL UP from JudgedByJody!