Quiznos (Crosby) - REVIEW

Quiznos

14405 FM 2100

Crosby, TX

Thursday Jan 1, 2009

6pm

Stopped in here because I was in the mood for a sandwich. There's a Subway in Crosby, but

every time I go there it takes SO FRICKING LONG. I didn't have 20 years to spare, so I

chose QUIZNOS instead.

The food here was good. I have no complaints about the product. But I will NEVER go to this

place again. NEVER. EVER. EVER.

When we walked in, there were 6 other people in the restaurant (plus 2 workers). People were

just loitering everywhere. And everybody was staring a hole in us. It was absolutely bizarre.

While ordering, the picture became crystal clear. All these people standing around actually

WORKED THERE. They seemed to be OFF THE CLOCK. But they were still taking up prime

real estate & eyeballing everyone. Plus everybody seemed to be eating or drinking something.

Guess they hang around after work for the FREE FOOD. I don't know the story, but it looks like they were a bunch of bo-hunking redneck, hillbilly (I'm married to my cousin) ugly asses who treat this place like their HOME. Its kinda like that too. Eating my sandwich, I felt like I was sitting up in a strangers house. All of them were talking across the restaurant. And some guy that was possibly the owner was sitting at a corner table with another guy playing DOMINOES. Not quietly. They were playing like when you SLAP the bone on the table, all loud as hell and

shit. And when this guy was thinking about his move, he would rub the domino around on

his fat bald head. Nice...that is perfect dining ambiance.

When I thought it couldn't get any worse...THREE MORE workers came in & sat down.

That is so much bullshit. The last thing I want to do while eating is watch a fat guy molest

a domino and listen to a gaggle of corn-pone bubbas twang about their hard day at work at

QUIZNOS....I guess it was SO BAD, that they hauled ass back up there to hang around for free.

And the two people actually WORKING were worthless. Got the order wrong. I said...just

give me what you made. I ate it & got the hell out of there. I consider myself lucky that I

got out before I was impregnated by my brother's aunt's sister's brother-in-law's grandpappy.

(This place is such a LOSER that I am giving them a whole different rating...EYEBALL DOWN

just isn't enough for this experience)

QUIZNOS in Crosby gets an AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE EYEBALL from JudgedByJody!