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Friday, February 13, 2009

Shae Champagne (Drag Queen) - Whispers Bar


Shae Champagne
Whispers Bar
226 1st St E
Humble TX







Every Thursday at Whispers Bar in Humble its Karaoke Nite with
Shae Champagne

The presence of this enigmatic Drag Queen
transforms an ordinary night at the bar
into a veritable Las Vegas Burlesque Show.

Shae Champagne is the quintessential ENTERTAINER.
She is energetic, enthusiastic and has the crowd
eating out of her exquisitely manicured hands.

She is friendly and funny. Just sitting in the same
room with her fills one with an inner giddiness that's
indescribable.

Her rendition of Dolly Parton is spot on. Shae is a bit
taller and her boobs are less protrusive, but when she
does her "Jesus & Gravity" routine...you actually think
that you have been transported to Pigeon Forge, TN and are
looking at Dolly herself.

Shae Champagne is the total package. She's not just
"champagne", she is Dom Perignon.

I absolutely love watching Shae do her shtick. Give
her a microphone & stand back. You leave hours later feeling
refreshed and fulfilled (as if you've just seen a great Cher
concert).

She's beautiful, sensual, sexual and enticing. She dresses
immaculately and never looks anything less than wonderful. And
she smells really, really good. (I'm kind of scaring myself now...
can a lesbian fall in love with a Drag Queen?)

I am but a mere human with limited words in which to describe
something that is beyond my comprehension. Shae makes me laugh.
She makes me gasp. When I walk out of Whispers for home, I
always feel better than I did when I went in...Thanks to Shae.

Shae Champagne is the hottest drag queen karaoke show in town...
maybe even in the entire universe.






Shae Champagne gets an EYEBALL UP from JudgedByJody!

5 comments:

  1. Couldn't have said it better myself! Damn Jody! You SO have a way with words. See you Thursday after next.

    The Kim

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  2. WOW! What a review!!!! Great to see the appreciation from our guests at Whispers! Brian aka White Rose! lol

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  3. OMG I love her...I love her...I fricking LOVE HER!

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  4. She is not doing the karaoke anymore at WHISPERS!
    That SUCKS.

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  5. What the hell is wrong with those bitches at WHISPERS? Lets boycott till they get back SHAY. Lesbians don't appreciate drag queens!

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